Not sure if the best but definitely the strangest thing I've ever seen but at electric forest 2012 at the string cheese set on Saturday some guy comes out of the crowd screaming "Somebody lick my butthole! My butthole is soo tight!" Anyway my friend Molly has this pink dildo she keeps in her purse on top so security doesn't search/hassle her much. But, I'll never forget that look, that smell, and those screams which didn't cease until they closed the helicopter door. He had to be airlifted to a burn center unit in St. The paramedics heard the commotion and got to our campsite within a minute or two. I'm guessing that he was in so much shock that he didn't realize the pieces of flesh dripping off his legs as he ran. He begins screeching and leaps out of the fire and makes for the near-by stream. I remember this part the clearest, he looks in my direction (not at me specifically) and I see in his face the moment he realizes what the fuck is happening. He started running around the fire and screaming at the top of his lungs, " I AM THE DEVIL!" Then, he leapt into the fire, wilding stomping his feet in the coals still screaming, "I AM THE DEVIL!" We all are screaming back at him to get the fuck out of there, you could already smell his burning flesh. This year there was a particularly bad batch of LSD going around they dubbed to be "research chemicals." At the last light of the day, a guy in our campsite (we had a big group from my hometown), who had unknowingly partaken the research chemicals instead of clean LSD, completely lost his shit. You'll either love the instant high, or you'll spit it out and go back to drinking Bud Light.A couple years ago, I was at a festival in Missouri, aptly called Schwagstock. This tune is a powerful shot of sonic moonshine. Country America wasn't ready for this song then, and they wouldn't have been ready now if its impact hadn't been softened by a successful Jason Aldean hit and Gilbert's two previous No. Technically, this is a re-release of 'Kick It in the Sticks,' as Gilbert released the song to radio when he was a part of Colt Ford's Average Joe Entertainment label. " We’ll do a little frog giggin', cow tippin' / How bout a little skinny dippin', bass fishin' / Take it easy on the shine / Stay away from other boy's women / That’s one damn good way for a man to get it wooped down here / These boys tough down here / Get yourself tore up down here." There isn't a trace of insincerity detectable when he sings: Argue if you want, but there's no debating Gilbert's earnest stories and undeniably country lyrics. ![]() "That's not country!" some will scream, to which one of the most passionate fanbases in country music will answer, "Oh, shut up!" And there's the line in the sand. " Money grows in rows / And if it don’t you’ve gone broke / So we hang out by the bonfire / Just some good ole boys having a dang good time / We crank it up down here /We get loud down here / Throwin' down in the dirty, dirty south down here / Be an all-nighter with the hippies and the hicks / Jocks and bikers they all came to kick it in the sticks." The next few lines give birth to one of the better live moments in all of country music: ![]() " Yeah boy I’m bout to show me a city slicker / How to kick it in the sticks with the critters down on our side of the barbed wire," Gilbert sings to begin the first chorus.
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